Luke’s Quotes for the week: (He is four)
Luke- “Does the Easter bunny talk?”
Mom- “Yeah.”
Luke- “Good, cause I have some things that I would like to talk to him about. “
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Luke- (He was helping me cook) “Mom, are these eggs fresh? Because if they are not this dish will just not turn out right.
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Luke- (he was talking to some adults) “I had some diarrhea over the weekend and I must have given it to my mommy, because now she has it.”
(I just love that kids can talk about anything, don’t you?)
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Will’s Quotes for the week: (He is two)
Will- “Mom look at that big bitch outside our church.”
Mom- “No honey, it’s called a ditch.”
Will- “That’s what I said, bitch.”
Mom- “No, d-d-ditch.”
(Luke joins in) Luke- “Why can’t Will say bitch, is it a bad word?”
Mom and Dad- “Yes”
Luke- “What does it mean?”
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Will- “Mom, I’m gonna turn this water into wine, like Jesus. Then after that I will drink a lot of it.”
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Will- Mommy I want lots of babbies. Like 5. Could you grow 5 babbies in your tummy for me?”
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Will- (Talking to some people at school.) “Hi, my peepee is red today.”
People- “really?”
Will- “yeah, but I don’t think it will fall off.”
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Will- “When I grow up I want to be a truck.”
Mom- “A truck driver?”
Will- “No, a truck.”
What funny things have your kids said lately?
I would love for you to start writing "Things Kids Say" on your blog, on Thursday's with me. I am going to see how it goes, and hopefully I can start a trend. Below is Mr. Linky, ladies and gentlemen get out your pens and keep track of all those quotes.
8 comments:
LOL.. Those were to funny. The whole ditch thing reminded me my brother had trouble saying truck and it sounded like f***. I think the ditch/bitch is much better.
Wow, now I understand what my mom went through with me and my brother. I apparently used to be really prone to telling the world, loudly and with great enthusiasm, when I noticed that someone around me had passed gas.
Oh my word those are hilarious! I'm so glad Will thinks his peepee is safe though. Whew! That could be a disaster!
OMGoodness the one about turning water into wine had me laughing out loud. Too funny. Love the ditch one too.
Yeah, my kid wants to be a train named Timmy. He'll even refuse to answer us if we call him Max.
kids can be really funny, right? i'll try to take note of the things jackjack say so i can join you next thursday.
thanks for dropping by my blog. you got yourself a new follower :)
LOL! Who doesn't want to be a truck when they grow up?
I love that you write these down! We forget so quickly how stinking adorable they can be!
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