Things Kids Say Thursday #22

I have been keeping track of things that my kids say for a long time in a notebook, a piece of paper, iPhone notes, whatever I could grab the quickest. Here are some things that I my kids said this week. My intention is to write these quotes each Thursday, so come back to see what my little men have come up with next week.



It has practically been all summer since I posted a “Things Kids Say” post. It’s not that my kids have stopped saying funny things; I don’t think that will ever happen. Mainly it is due to all the different things that I have been helping out with. I am ready for a routine to start with the upcoming school season so I get back to writing. Trust me I have some really great stories!!!


Luke’s Quotes: (He is four)

Luke- “Mom, I think I love Ella more than candy, ice cream and popcorn. All of my favorite things. I may even love her more that you and God.
Mom- “That sure is a lot of love, but you really should not love anyone more than God. “
Luke- “Yeah, you are right. Without God we would all be goners.
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Luke- “Mom that is a very beautiful sleeping beauty night gown dress you are wearing.”
(I’m guessing that is a kid word for “lingerie”.)
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Luke- “I swallowed your kiss so that it can stay with me all night long.”
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Luke- “Jesus and God stretch their love across the whole world so that they can watch over us all.”
Mom- “Luke, I don’t think that I could have put that into better words myself.”
Luke- “I know, I am really good with words.”
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Luke was giving us a lesson about dinosaurs and giving them names.

Luke- “This is the T-Rex. His name is Rexy, because that just makes good sense.”
“This is the Brachiosaurus; his name is Necky, because he has a long neck.”
“This is the Triceratops; his name is Horney, because he has three long sharp horns on his head.”
“Necky and Horney are friends, best friends!”
“More about dinosaurs after these short messages.”
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(My husband and I were watching the nightly news on NBC when they were interviewing Obama.)

Husband- “Man, they really were grilling him!”
Luke- “THEY GRILLED HIM!!!!!!!”
Mom- “No, honey not that kind of grill. Grilling someone can be another word for asking them a lot of questions.”
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Will’s Quotes for the week: (He is three)


Will- “Mommy, we don’t scan dupas, we only scan groceries!”
(We were watching the movie Monsters vs. Aliens, and there was a chacater that was scanning all his body parts to get into a secret facility, including his dupa (polish for butt.)
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Will- “I’m allergic to girl stuff, you got any boys stuff.”
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Will- “Mommy I don’t think it would be gross to drink Franklin (our dog) blood because at church you drink Jesus’ blood all the time, and everyone says, how good it is.”
(How to explain this to a three year old? I am glad he pays attention in mass though!)
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Will- “Can alligators live in toilet water?”
Mom- “No, honey.”
Will- “Are you sure?”
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Will- “Milk is good for you. It helps your body grow.”
Mom- “What else do you think helps your body grow?”
Will- “Beer!”
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Will- “We can see Mickey at Disney and Dinosaurs at the museum. Where do we go to see Optimus?”
Mom- “Where do you think?”
Will- “New York!”
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What funny things have your kids said lately?

I would love for you to start writing "Things Kids Say" on your blog, on Thursday's with me. Below is Mr. Linky, ladies and gentlemen get out your pens and keep track of all those quotes.