I have been keeping track of things that my kids say for a long time in a notebook, a piece of paper, iPhone notes, whatever I could grab the quickest. Here are some things that I my kids said this week. My intention is to write these quotes each Thursday, so come back to see what my little men have come up with next week.
Luke’s Quotes: (He is now 5 as of August)
L- Mom I had the best dream last night, but I forgot what it was.
M- Then how do you know it was a good dream?
L- Cause I woke up smiling.
L- When I am really old and you are in heaven I will cook some food in
my restaurant and hold it up to the sky for the angels to come get it
and take it to you in heaven.
M- Do you want beans with your dinner?
L- No. Not today, I don't want to poot later.
Will’s Quotes for the week: (He is three)
W- I want some more Oreo sticks.
M- We don't have any.
M- If you are a good boy I can get some when I go to the store next week.
M- What do you want me to do? Pull one out of my ear?
Dad- Will get your hands out of your pants and go wash them. We don't do
that when we are cooking.
W- I'm going to go push out my poop now, anyone want to come watch?
W- Does an ant have a dupa (bottom)?
W- Does he poop with his dupa, potty with his pee, pee?
(Do you notice with your kids that they tell you when they have to
"poop" so you automatically know "potty" mean they just need to pee?)
W- I had a dream about a bear, they tried to come and take me away
back to their bear home.
M- What did you do?
W- I cried for you but you did not come, so I pulled off his arms and
after that he did not bother me anymore.
M- Wow, what happens next?
W- He went to heaven. If that happens for real I would call Grandpa
Charlie and he would shoot those big bad bears with his shot gun.
M- Good plan.
W- mom your favorite movie is on.....the weather.
W- Is ecosystem a bad word?
M- No, did you learn that work on Dinosaur Train?
W- No, at a Frat party!
What funny things have your kids said lately?
I would love for you to start writing "Things Kids Say" on your blog, on Thursday's with me. I am going to see how it goes, and hopefully I can start a trend. Below is Mr. Linky, ladies and gentlemen get out your pens and keep track of all those quotes.