I have been keeping track of things that my kids say for a long time in a notebook, a piece of paper, iPhone notes, whatever I could grab the quickest. Here are some things that I my kids said this week. My intention is to write these quotes each Thursday, so come back to see what my little men have come up with next week.
Luke’s Quotes: (He is now 5 as of August)
L- Mom I had the best dream last night, but I forgot what it was.
M- Then how do you know it was a good dream?
L- Cause I woke up smiling.
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L- When I am really old and you are in heaven I will cook some food in
my restaurant and hold it up to the sky for the angels to come get it
and take it to you in heaven.
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M- Do you want beans with your dinner?
L- No. Not today, I don't want to poot later.
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Will’s Quotes for the week: (He is three)
W- I want some more Oreo sticks.
M- We don't have any.
Cry
M- If you are a good boy I can get some when I go to the store next week.
Cry
M- What do you want me to do? Pull one out of my ear?
W- Cry......yeah!
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Dad- Will get your hands out of your pants and go wash them. We don't do
that when we are cooking.
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W- I'm going to go push out my poop now, anyone want to come watch?
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W- Does an ant have a dupa (bottom)?
M- Yes.
W- Does he poop with his dupa, potty with his pee, pee?
M- Yes.
(Do you notice with your kids that they tell you when they have to
"poop" so you automatically know "potty" mean they just need to pee?)
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W- I had a dream about a bear, they tried to come and take me away
back to their bear home.
M- What did you do?
W- I cried for you but you did not come, so I pulled off his arms and
after that he did not bother me anymore.
M- Wow, what happens next?
W- He went to heaven. If that happens for real I would call Grandpa
Charlie and he would shoot those big bad bears with his shot gun.
M- Good plan.
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W- mom your favorite movie is on.....the weather.
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W- Is ecosystem a bad word?
M- No, did you learn that work on Dinosaur Train?
W- No, at a Frat party!
What funny things have your kids said lately?
I would love for you to start writing "Things Kids Say" on your blog, on Thursday's with me. I am going to see how it goes, and hopefully I can start a trend. Below is Mr. Linky, ladies and gentlemen get out your pens and keep track of all those quotes.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
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