I know it has been a long time since I have written. I have made writing regularly one of my New Year’s resolutions. I do love to write so much; I have just found trouble finding time. Does anyone else have this problem?
Enjoy the quotes. There are some from Christmas in here too.
Luke’s Quotes (He is 5)
Luke- When I get bigger and I go to college, will you come with me?
Mom- No honey I won't.
Luke- Where will you be then?
Mom- Home with daddy.
Luke- Will I be able to come home for visits?
Mom- Yes.
Luke- Okay. Don't change the locks.
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Luke- Mom, do you know anyone famous?
Mom- No, not really.
Luke- Why not?
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Luke- Mom I know you like to donate our old stuff that we don't play with anymore. You won't donate our dogs when they get to old will you?
Mom- No baby, our dogs are part of our family.
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Luke- Mom you need a haircut. Your hair does not look so good today.
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Luke- Mom can I kiss Kenna for New Years?
Mom- Yes, but only on the cheek.
Luke- So I can't kiss girls or drink alcohol until I'm bigger?
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Will’s Quotes for the week: (He is three)
Will- Mom I won the poop contest come look.
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Will- Mom I teed in my bed. I'm sorry about that. Don't worry I'll take care of it.
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Will- It's ok to touch dry boogers but not wet ones, that's gross.
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Will- Is there sleeping in heaven?
Mom- I’m not sure. But if you don’t want to sleep when you get there you won’t have too.
Will- That is good news ‘puz I don’t like to sleep.
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Will- Mom is there asses in oranges?
Mom- It's called acid? And yes there is acid in oranges.
Will- Ohh, ok. Is asses bad for you?
Mom- Too much is.
Will- Would I throw up if I ate to much asses?
Mom- Yes. You would.
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Santa- What do you want for Christmas?
Will- A dinosaur.
Santa- Okay. Well I'm sure if you are good Santa will bring you a toy dinosaur.
Will- No Santa. I want a real dinosaur.
(Santa changed the subject)
Santa- What do you want for Christmas?
Luke- A stage.
(I think my kids truly believe in miracles)
Note: Luke did get his stage, but the dinosaur was a little too hard to track down. He had to settle for a really cool Dinosaur toy and some great Dinosaur books.
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Will- Do carrots have sugar in them?
Mom- Yes but it's healthy sugar.
Will- What about candy?
Mom- No candy has bad sugar in it. If you eat too much you can throw up.
Will- Ohh. So when I threw up all over you I ate too much of the sick sugar. I need to say away from that stuff it makes me act crazy.
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Will- I had to pull my pants down ‘puz I had an itch.
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What funny things have your kids said lately?
I would love for you to start writing "Things Kids Say" on your blog, on Thursday's with me. Below is Mr. Linky, ladies and gentlemen get out your pens and keep track of all those quotes. Please leave a link back to my blog on your post so that others can come and read all the great quotes for the week from everyone else! Thanks for reading and have a great day!
