I have been keeping track of things that my kids say for a long time in a notebook, a piece of paper, iPhone notes, whatever I could grab the quickest. Here are some things that I my kids said this week. My intention is to write these quotes each Thursday, so come back to see what my little men have come up with next week.
I know it has been a long time since I have written my kids quotes, so please enjoy!
Luke’s Quotes (He is 5)
Luke- I have been praying and praying for rain, but it is just not coming. I guess I need to pray harder.
Mom- Why do you want it to rain so bad.
Luke- Because our beautiful garden will die, and we need those vegetable because the grocery prices are going up and up everyday.
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Luke- Are there more things I can do to help NF this summer?
Mom- Yes.
Luke- Good because I want to help some more.
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Luke- Mom, can I just move on up to first grade now, I mean I am already doing all first grade work now?
Mom- No honey, you have to wait until the end of year.
Luke- That seems like a waste of time to me.
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Luke- Mom I still play with that toy don’t sell it.
Mom- You don’t play with this it is a baby toy.
Luke- Well, what about the baby in your tummy, you are going to take this toy away from that poor little baby?
Mom- I don’t have a baby in my tummy.
Luke- Well you will someday, don’t you want her to have toys?
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Will’s Quotes for the week: (He is three)
Mom- Will can you pick up those toys and put them away please?
Will- I’m not an octopus, I can’t carry all that stuff!
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Will- I need some Franklin slobber to clean off all the yucky stuff on my hands.
Mom- You think Franklin slobber will do the job, huh?
Will- Yeah, his slobber has magical cleaning power.
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Will- Are there trash cans in Heaven?
Mom- I’m not sure.
Will- Well I hope there is ‘puz I don’t want to go to jail if I litter.
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Will- (popped his head up one day morning while I was in the room) Why does Jesus melt old people to make new people, why? (In a very concerned and worried voice.)
Mom- Did you just wake up from a dream?
Will- Yes
Mom- Well that does not happen.
Will- So he does not melt the old people to make the new people?
Mom- No
Will- Thanks goodness!
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Will- Why doesn’t daddy have bigger obbies like you, did his mommy parts fall off?
Mom- No, only girls have them, but only when they are older.
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Will- Who is the priest talking to up there, Jesus?
Mom- In a way, yes.
Will- What is he telling him?
Mom- He is saying a prayer, that turns the bread into Jesus body and the wine into His blood.
Will- HIS BLOOD? You drink blood, that’s gross!!
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What funny things have your kids said lately?
Moseph, etc.
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