Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thnigs Kids Say Thursday #36

I have been keeping track of things that my kids say for a long time in a notebook, a piece of paper, iPhone notes, whatever I could grab the quickest.  Here are some things that I my kids said this week.  My intention is to write these quotes each Thursday, so come back to see what my little men have come up with next week.

Luke’s Quotes (He is 5)
Luke- What is that car?
Mom- It's called a limousine.
L- They must have a really big family to have a car like that.

____________________________________________________

L- Can I eat cake at GG's birthday? I know I gave it up for Lent, but how about I go an extra day after Easter.
___________________________________________________

L- I think I would like to go to the Taylor Swift concert for Easter, do you think she will be available?
___________________________________________________

Mom- I'm sorry I'm not a octopus so that could wash you both at the same time.
Luke- If you were we could call you “Octo-Mom.”
___________________________________________________

L- Why are those eggs brown?
M- They are free range eggs, most eggs come from chickens that are kept in little tiny cages all their lives.
L- That's sad.
M- Yes that is why I buy free range eggs that means they chickens are free to walk around.
L- You mean I’m eating a baby chick?!? I’m done with eggs forever then.  I’m going to be a……no eggatarian.
___________________________________________________

Luke- How did princess Diana die?
Kara- (My cousin in a princess Diana conversation with Luke after watching the Royal wedding.) In a car crash 12 years ago.
L- They had cars back then?!?
__________________________________________________________


Will’s Quotes for the week: (He is three)

Will- Mom my poop-poo is taking long.
Mom- Ok Will.
W- When is it going to come out?
Daddy- Just keep trying, buddy.
W- But it's taking too long. I'm ready to get up, I think I’m going to use the FORCE to push it out.

______________________________________________________

W- The frog peed on me and now I'm turned into a frog. Hop. Hop. Hop.
_________________________________________________

(Will’s reciepe on how to cook frog legs.)
1.    Catch a frog
2.    Pull off his legs
3.    Put him first in water then add oil and heat it up super hot
4.    Put grass in because it gives it flavor
5.    Make sure there are none bugs in or wood because they taste kinda yucky
6.    And we need ten tree leaves
7.    Add tomatoes, broccoli and carrots
8.    Cook for eight or a lot of minutes
9.    We need to eat them with ice cream sauce.
__________________________________________________________
W- Mom the toilet is flooding the bathroom and it’s not stopping. Sorry about that.
____________________________________________________

W- The frog peed a little lake on the floor. Come look.
____________________________________________________
W- Mom, look at this I wrote my name in the syrup.
(He forgot to mention this was after he smeared it all over the kitchen table).
___________________________________________________

W- I'm all wet, I need a paper towel.
___________________________________________________


W- Mom come look what happened in the playroom.
M- If you guys messed it up after I cleaned today you are going to be in trouble.
W- Okay don’t come look then.
____________________________________________________

Will- (As he was using a toy in the bath to splash water on everything.) He says, With the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen
(And we thought he did not pay attention in mass!)
___________________________________________________________


What funny things have your kids said lately?








                                                                                   




LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails

Follow this Blog